Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 175 lbs.

Here is a list of plays that Michael found out about from the Internet and decided to pretend he was in. Also he made up a fictional college called USC and pretended to be in some movies. In fact the only real credit he has on this thing is Romper Room, which he was not paid for. =( Please, oh please, won't somebody give him some real credits?! (Disclaimer: All of these credits are real.)

Mikey Newman Celebrity Interview	Lead	Dave and Mikey Productions
A Trip to the Airport	Lead	Dave and Mikey Productions
Casting Director Dos and Don'ts	Lead	Dave and Mikey Productions
Eat Your Fruit	Lead	Escorpion Mala Productions
Fishy	Lead	USC Student Films
Man/Woman	Lead	USC Student Films
Homosapien Male	Lead	USC Student Films
Unclean	Lead	USC Student Films
Hymn of the Pearl	Supporting	USC Student Films

Still Standing	Co-Star	Dir: Henry Chan
Monk	Co-Star	Dir: Randy Zisk
Romper Room	Guest Star	KTVU Productions

Steve's Garage	Various	LA Connection, Josh Minnick
Toys From Brazil	Dancing Hitler	Sacred Fools Theater
Osama Yo' Mama	Hasim	Sacred Fools Theater
Partisans	Jake	Zellerbach Playhouse, John Fisher
Titus!	Crazy Usher	Yerba Buena Gardens, John Fisher
Waiting for Godot	Lucky	UC Berkeley, Kit Zorsch
The Cherry Orchard	Yepikhodov	UC Berkeley, Lura Dolas
Tony N' Tina’s Wedding	Johnny Nunzio	Howard Porter Prod., Brian Rardin

Improvisation and Sketch Writing	LA Connection	Dan Weisman/Josh Minnick
Improvisation	The Groundlings	Ted Michaels / David Jahn / Heather Morgan / Ben Falcone
Advanced Scene Study	Zellerbach Hall	Lura Dolas
American Theatre Standard	UC Berkeley	Debra Sussel
Characterization	UC Berkeley	Don Weingust
Shakespeare	UC Berkeley	Martin Berman
Stage Combat	UC Berkeley	Ron Mangravite
Kung Fu (Choy Li Fut)	Golden Lion Martial Arts	Sifu David Dong

Bartending, Guitar, Kung Fu Instructing, Piano, Juggling, Dialects, Rock Climbing, Kung Fu Weapons, Gambling, California Basic Firearms Safety Certification